ALOTO: Batter Up

 The pod is back and Rose and Ryan are hyped to discuss A League of Their Own S1E1. It's tryouts, it's Max being amazing but not allowed to try out, it's the joy of friendship, athleticism, and Greta Gill's distracting midriff. What do you do when someone puts their fingers in your drink? How does flirting work? Where do you know Kate Berlant from? How many baseball puns are too many? Jump on this already moving train and find out. 

Riverdale - Chapter 14 - A Kiss Before Dying

Season 2 is here! Daddy's home, Cheryl's slightly singed, and the Pussycats are giving us life (1 of 9, to be exact). Welcome back to nostalgic murder town!

Riverdale - Chapter 13 - The Sweet Hereafter

It's the Season 1 finale! All the OTPs are in effect - Archie and Veronica! Betty and Jughead! Cheryl and an icy river!

Riverdale - Chapter 9 - La Grande Illusion

Cheryl taps a maple tree, Archie becomes a paid escort, there's a lot of businesstalk and Rose and Ryan grapple with how the hell anyone can talk about Glee. 

Riverdale - Chapter 5 - Heart of Darkness

Riverdale buries Jason Blossom and every one (except Veronica, maybe) is a total creep about it. Ryan engineers a controversial Mr. T moment. And Rose learned to manage her compressor settings and bring you a smoother sound mix, you're welcome.

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Riverdale - Chapter 4 - The Last Picture Show

Oh no! The drive-in is closing. Where will Betty get her James Dean fix? Where will Veronica get nachos? Where will Jughead sleep?

Riverdale - Chapter 1 - The River's Edge

Same channel, new murder suspects! The siren song of teen noir has drawn us back in. We're recapping Riverdale, starting with a few eps from Season 1 to get up primed up for the Season 2 premier.

#74: Tick Tock, Bitches (S7 E1)

In the parlance of PLL - We're Back, Bitches. 

#73: Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me (S5 E18)

Mike Montgomery leaves a bag of candy on a pier for a ghost. The ghost of a ghost shows up to pick up a book about ghosts. It has a ghost tape in it. Emily whispers into a ghost about empanadas and Talia eats that shit up.

#72: Bin of Sin (S5 E17)

Hanna is all agitated because maybe the cops will think she dissolved her bestie's dead body in a barrel. Ashley Marin contemplates life's hard choices with her best friend, pinot grigio. Emily saves the day. Again.

#71: Over A Barrel (S5 E16)

Caleb heads back to his ancestral home in the air ducts. Emily wears a shirt, but no pants. Spencer's new house elf needs an egg. Egg. EGG!!

#70: Fresh Meat (S5 E15)

So many messes this week - Emily throws food against a wall, Hanna gets guts on her shoes, Caleb sweats through a freshly laundered tee. And of course, Mama Marin gets her sheets dirty with Jason Dilaurentis. 

#69: Through A Glass, Darkly (S5 E14)

Mona is DEAD (ish?). Paige is LEAVING (for now?). Mike is CRYING (because he almost stapled his sister to coffee house wall?). Thank god we have each other to process it with.

#68: How the A Stole Christmas (S5 E13)

Much like Ali, we have risen from the grave to once again make your lives A-fucking-mazing. Also, oh my god the Liars had a Christmas orgy.

#67: Scream for Me (S5 E8)

Lips McGee says "aahhh" and shows Emily the Olympic sized swimming pool inside her trouty mouth. The systematic victimization of teenage girls continues to be Rosewood's main cultural export and someone finally takes umbrage. A horse tries to get Spencer's number.

#66: The Silence of E. Lamb (S5 E7)

We love y...  Uh. Um. We'd love to recap this episode for you. <insert GOD DAMMIT EMILY! FACE>

#65: Escape from New York (S5 E1)

Ali is back and we are warming up to the idea. The girls are trying to escape from New York, and Ryan is like, bitches I did that shit months ago.

#64: Wild Things

If you like inappropriate teacher student relationships and murder (and we know you do PLL fans) then have we got a film for you!

#63: A is for Answers (S4 E24)

A is allegedly for answers. But maybe it's more like for Ah, what the hell Ali how many people did you see in one night? and AHmyGOD Melissa how fucking creepy can you be? And Ahhhmily, every time you almost die your hair looks A-mazing.

#62: She's Come Undone (S4 E21)

Take a trip in the not-so-way back machine to when Aria had a breakdown and trashed some vintage-y looking shit at Ezra's house. Also, Rose has some heartfelt relationship advice for Paige and Emily.