In the parlance of PLL - We're Back, Bitches.
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Mike Montgomery leaves a bag of candy on a pier for a ghost. The ghost of a ghost shows up to pick up a book about ghosts. It has a ghost tape in it. Emily whispers into a ghost about empanadas and Talia eats that shit up.
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Hanna is all agitated because maybe the cops will think she dissolved her bestie's dead body in a barrel. Ashley Marin contemplates life's hard choices with her best friend, pinot grigio. Emily saves the day. Again.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
So many messes this week - Emily throws food against a wall, Hanna gets guts on her shoes, Caleb sweats through a freshly laundered tee. And of course, Mama Marin gets her sheets dirty with Jason Dilaurentis.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Mona is DEAD (ish?). Paige is LEAVING (for now?). Mike is CRYING (because he almost stapled his sister to coffee house wall?). Thank god we have each other to process it with.
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Lips McGee says "aahhh" and shows Emily the Olympic sized swimming pool inside her trouty mouth. The systematic victimization of teenage girls continues to be Rosewood's main cultural export and someone finally takes umbrage. A horse tries to get Spencer's number.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
A is allegedly for answers. But maybe it's more like for Ah, what the hell Ali how many people did you see in one night? and AHmyGOD Melissa how fucking creepy can you be? And Ahhhmily, every time you almost die your hair looks A-mazing.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Take a trip in the not-so-way back machine to when Aria had a breakdown and trashed some vintage-y looking shit at Ezra's house. Also, Rose has some heartfelt relationship advice for Paige and Emily.
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
All you need to know is that everyone is in wedding dresses and Ashley Marin and Jessica DiLautentis are exploring dom/sub roleplay. Oh, and Spencer gets fingerboned.
(Ryan left you a surprise at the end!)
(Ryan left you a surprise at the end!)
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Aria sucks face with some Elvish dude who named his guitar (or did it name itself?). Spencer is convinced that she killed Ali… even though Ali is alive, REMEMBER SPENCE? And a gold star goes to Mama DiLaurentis. She got breaking & entering skills we didn’t even KNOW about!
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Spencer can keep popping those pills if it gives us this kind of fun ride every week. Nothing will get accomplished but Ali standing in front of a portrait of herself is entertaining enough to watch for another two seasons at least.
Monday, February 10, 2014
Hanna is our new favorite sleuth, Spencer is our new favorite junky, Emily is our new favorite lasagna boxer and Aria is our new favorite Katniss Everdeen. And we answer your questions!
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
It’ss time for some exploratory dental work! Mona makes her triumphant return this week… and lands on Mike Montgomery’s lips. I know! We thought he was gay, too! Spencer decided drugs are the answers, while Hanna turns to mystery novels. Emily finalls reaches a breaking point, so ACT NORMAL, BITCH! We break it down so that you don’t have to.
Monday, February 3, 2014
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Throwback episode! It's 3-2-1 CONTACT as your friendly neighborhood podcasters Rose & Ryan kick it old school with season 2's "I Must Confess." You probably didn't remember a sexy scene with Emily and Mama Marin did you!? WELL WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT (over a box of wine).
Monday, January 20, 2014
Our first ever remote podcast. Ryan is cuddled up with a bottle of Capitain Morgan's in New Hampshire and Rose is on the mean streets of NYC. But distance can not stop us from talking about Emily's complicated Ali feelings, Spencer's ridiculous caplet thing and Hanna and...MIKE?
Monday, January 13, 2014
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
After a long holiday hiatus, we are back and (pretty little) lying more than ever! We bid farewell to Wifey Caleb as he moves off to Ravenswood, discuss why a Halloween podcast was skipped (for now), and discuss important things like Punky Brewster and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? OH! And we recap of 2nd season's "Touched by an Angel." Do YOU remember what the girls were wearing?
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
It's a commentary track episode! Since we're upset about the departure of Wifey Caleb, we harken back to a happier time - the Very Special Episode when Caleb and Hanna go...ahem. Camping. And Toby takes his shirt off for the first time. And Paige and Emily go to an ambiguously gay karaoke lodge? Smoochies for all! (Except Ezra. None for you Ezra).
Monday, October 21, 2013
Jen makes her triumphant return to the podcast… just in time for lesbian poker night! We jump in the way way back machine to Season 2, Episode 9…’cause Rose has been waiting to talk shit about Samara FOREVER. Ryan is just confused there’s some chick named Bianca in this one. Oh, and Jason has a creepy photo stalk room of Aria… #notsexy. Tweet us @prettyrecaps
Harken back to Season 1 as Ryan and Rose provide the commentary track to Reality Bites Me” from Season1. Remember when Hanna works at the dentist office? Or when Emily befriends Toby… despite his bad haircut? Or Ella hates on Byron and we all LOVED it? Now you can! Follow us on twitter - @prettyrecaps.
Ryan couldn’t make it to the studio this week. So we took this opportunity to give CeCe a chance at the co-host chair! Rose and CeCe catch up on her reappearence, pre-season finale mysteries, and those country western outfits! All this, and Emily wields a farm weapon. HEY GUYS - we missed you!
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Can this be real???! The LOST EPISODE (2013) finally surfaces!
In this extra long episode (honestly, it’s really not that much longer than usual), Ryan and Rose (and Jen!) are welcome by the multi-talented Dana Piccoli, the AfterEllen columnist and YouTube sensation who wrote, produced, and performed “The Ballad of Rosewood”. But you already knew that, because you are already obsessed with Dana, like we are. We specifically discuss the episode “Hot Water” including A theories (it’s probably Melissa), Spencer’s insanely large shower, and (as always) Paige and Emily’s relationship. Wifey Caleb and CeeCee drop by, too!
Emily Injury! Creepy Birds! Aria Making Out with Strangers! It’s a crazy week as we get into the Liars’ new season. We still have time to talk about our vacation plans… which is why the podcast was so delayed. But it’s finally here for you to enjoy… probably just as much as Paige had a lady boner for the most unrealistic college dorm of all time!
Remember when we said we should be the DVD commentary for PLL? Well now, we ARE. Queue up your DVRs, your Netflix, or your iTunes download of “The Bad Ass Seed” (Episode 18 of Season 1) and listen to our trenchant critiques of the episode as you watch.
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We’re BACK with a classic episode from Season 1. Caleb’s haunting the air ducts, Toby has helmet hair and Paige and Emily are getting all kinds of wet together. It’s the good ol’ days!
Spencer is EVIL… or is she? Toby is DEAD… or is he? Jenna is a LESBIAN… oh, well… guess that is true now. We take on the latest PLL finale, including intensive debate on how to pronounce “Shana.”
PLL is going on hiatus, but look for more podcasts over the break as we recap Season 1 and 2 episodes.
It’s all about the baby hate this week as Ryan and Rose take turns getting aggresisve with Ezra’s squirt. But! the episode is saved by a mother/daughter cop killer pact. Thanks Mama Marin. Also, Emily, stop going everywhere alone!!!!!!! Oh. And Toby died (no, he didn’t).
Ryan has a lot to say about Hanna’s Barnyard Realness look. Rose is like eh on Uncle Daddy. Absolutely no one thinks Emily killed anyone. Spencer’s nuts, whatevs. And special guest dog Bailey!
Hanna goes to a lesbian bar! Hanna goes to a lesbian bar! Hanna goes to a lesbian bar! Did anything else happen? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear the question, it’s just too loud here in this Hanna filled lesbian bar.
Things get so HOT in Rosewood that the studio almost burns down with Ryan, Rose and Jen in it! Between Mona mania, Montgomery mayhem, Hanna’s breaking point and Paige’s break down, it’s enough to make you too dizzy for peak performance in the academic decathlon.
Mona’s back! Doing really normal things like carrying brains in the school hallways and breathing on Hanna in her sleep. Ryan and Rose agree, she’s TOTALLY better now. (or not at all, still totally crazy, RUN HANNA RUN!).
This week we take a look back at the birth of Paige McCullers. Those bangs! That ambition! The way she resentfully fondled Emily’s bra! SWOON.
Also, something about a kill switch. Kill switch. KILL SWITCH. Wait, Ella, what’s a kill switch?
Just in time for our real life Hurricane Sandy, we hole up in the library with the Pretty Little Liars to wait out the storm. Harken back to a time when Lucas was cute, when Wifey Caleb was living in the air ducts [does not appear] and no one knew that Emily liked ladies. THUNDERCRACKLE.
It’s finally time to get Nate out of the way this week as we take a trip in the way back machine to recap the episode that aired while Rose was was away last summer. And finger lickin’ good it is! If Paige’s sticky fingers aren’t enough for you, we also discuss the soda tax, give you a really sad story about chocolate covered espresso beans, and pitch a new animated series – Ezra: the Squirrel.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
BONUS EPISODE! While PLL is on hiatus, Ryan gets to live his dream of making Rose watch the Pilot for “Privileged”, featuring Lucy Hale. Spoiler alert: Rose remains lukewarm. Featured guest star Jen is back this week, too! Remember to send in your requests for hiatus episodes before Halloween!
Who killed Maya? It’s hard to see whodunnit (except we TOTALLY did) ’cause you’ve probably been blinded by Aria’s skirt this episode. Ryan gets inappropriate about Toby’s manhood, but Rose is too busy being obsessed with Paily braiding each other’s hair to notice. All that AND Ezra sniffs a bunt cake!
Monday, October 14, 2013
Ryan and Rose are kind of bummed out, because there aren’t a lot of good things to say when it comes to The Nate Thing. Thank God for Aria’s face. And their special guest star(s)! But Ella, honey, close your legs.
Wifey Caleb is back in full force this week, and just in time to smooch Hanna into submission. Aria meets Ezra’s little gay brother, which takes away from what we really wanted to see: namely, more Emily and Paige. Who’s your betrAyal suspect? We test our theories in this week’s amazing episode!
It’s all about Paige and Emily this week, and Rose is convinced the pool means something sexual. Ryan is too busy worshipping his new Queen – Ezra’s mom – to notice. And Wifey Caleb is back from California, and he’s looking for laundry tips! It’s an extra long episode this time ’round, ’cause we didn’t give a brown rat’s ass about making it short! Enjoy!
It’s SPANNA Galore this week as Spencer and Hanna play Nancy Drew together in a hospital. Also in this episode: Mama Marin’s new man, the Epic Return of WEIRD FACE, and how creepy are those pre-teen girl videos anyway? We know you missed us! Brought to you by your favorite pretty big liars, Rose andRyan! We may podcast together, but we want our own cheese fries!
It’s rants galore this week as Ryan attempts to take Rose off topic. Mona gets chatty in the loony bin and we have lots more fun with The Last Dynasty of Rosewood, especially now that Melissa is back. Also, what do you call the pairing of Emily and Aria? Too many vowels!
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Sunday, October 6, 2013
In an oddly bloodless episode, Hanna Marin continues her campaign to be our new favorite by visiting Mona even as this kicks up marital problems with her wife, Caleb. Aria’s dad shows up (ugh!) and so does his old hussy (ugh!!!). At least Emily was sober this week!
After over two months of waiting, the Liars are back… and so are Rose and Ryan! We delve into what our favorite ladies are doing, learn that Mama Marin is officially “open for business,” and (as usual) long for the return of Paige McCullers!
While PLL is on hiatus, Rose and Ryan recap an early work from Troian Bellisario’s (aka Spencer Hastings) filmography – the short film Unspoken. Hope you’re in the mood for lots of teen lesbians and face glitter!
Our pretty BIG recap on who ‘A’ is! Listen to us take 17 minutes of recovery time after the revelation! Learn who the toffee creeps are! Ryan promises to give a disturbingly funny prediction about Melissa’s evil baby! And of course, a discussion on why Paige is better than Maya.
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Monday, September 30, 2013
Ryan and Rose recap the Pretty Little Liars Halloween Special and reveal eerie secrets from their own high school days regarding cappuccino addictions and Emily Fields type lady feelings.
Spoiler Alert: Spoilers for all seasons of PLL ahead.