Riverdale - Chapter 13 - The Sweet Hereafter

It's the Season 1 finale! All the OTPs are in effect - Archie and Veronica! Betty and Jughead! Cheryl and an icy river!

Riverdale - Chapter 9 - La Grande Illusion

Cheryl taps a maple tree, Archie becomes a paid escort, there's a lot of businesstalk and Rose and Ryan grapple with how the hell anyone can talk about Glee. 

Riverdale - Chapter 5 - Heart of Darkness

Riverdale buries Jason Blossom and every one (except Veronica, maybe) is a total creep about it. Ryan engineers a controversial Mr. T moment. And Rose learned to manage her compressor settings and bring you a smoother sound mix, you're welcome.

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Riverdale - Chapter 4 - The Last Picture Show

Oh no! The drive-in is closing. Where will Betty get her James Dean fix? Where will Veronica get nachos? Where will Jughead sleep?

#51: Person of Interest (S1 E19)

It's a commentary track episode! Since we're upset about the departure of Wifey Caleb, we harken back to a happier time - the Very Special Episode when Caleb and Hanna go...ahem. Camping. And Toby takes his shirt off for the first time. And Paige and Emily go to an ambiguously gay karaoke lodge? Smoochies for all! (Except Ezra. None for you Ezra).

#48: Reality Bites Me (S1 E5)

Harken back to Season 1 as Ryan and Rose provide the commentary track to Reality Bites Me” from Season1. Remember when Hanna works at the dentist office? Or when Emily befriends Toby… despite his bad haircut? Or Ella hates on Byron and we all LOVED it? Now you can! Follow us on twitter - @prettyrecaps.

#42: The Badass Seed (S1 E18)

Remember when we said we should be the DVD commentary for PLL? Well now, we ARE. Queue up your DVRs, your Netflix, or your iTunes download of “The Bad Ass Seed” (Episode 18 of Season 1) and listen to our trenchant critiques of the episode as you watch.

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#41: Je Suis Une Amie (S1 E16)

We’re BACK with a classic episode from Season 1. Caleb’s haunting the air ducts, Toby has helmet hair and Paige and Emily are getting all kinds of wet together. It’s the good ol’ days! 

#30: If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again (S1 E15)

This week we take a look back at the birth of Paige McCullers. Those bangs! That ambition! The way she resentfully fondled Emily’s bra! SWOON. 

Also, something about a kill switch. Kill switch. KILL SWITCH. Wait, Ella, what’s a kill switch?

#28: The Perfect Storm (S1 E9)

Just in time for our real life Hurricane Sandy, we hole up in the library with the Pretty Little Liars to wait out the storm. Harken back to a time when Lucas was cute, when Wifey Caleb was living in the air ducts [does not appear] and no one knew that Emily liked ladies. THUNDERCRACKLE.