#45: Hot Water (S3 E20) FORMERLY LOST NOW FOUND

Can this be real???! The LOST EPISODE (2013) finally surfaces!

In this extra long episode (honestly, it’s really not that much longer than usual), Ryan and Rose (and Jen!) are welcome by the multi-talented Dana Piccoli, the AfterEllen columnist and YouTube sensation who wrote, produced, and performed “The Ballad of Rosewood”. But you already knew that, because you are already obsessed with Dana, like we are. We specifically discuss the episode “Hot Water” including A theories (it’s probably Melissa), Spencer’s insanely large shower, and (as always) Paige and Emily’s relationship. Wifey Caleb and CeeCee drop by, too!

#40: A Dangerous Game (S3 E24)

Spencer is EVIL… or is she? Toby is DEAD… or is he? Jenna is a LESBIAN… oh, well… guess that is true now. We take on the latest PLL finale, including intensive debate on how to pronounce “Shana.” 

PLL is going on hiatus, but look for more podcasts over the break as we recap Season 1 and 2 episodes.

#39: I'm Your Puppet (S3 E23)

We just go off on Aria for misplacing a child.

#37: Out of Sight, Out of Mind (S3 E21)

It’s all about the baby hate this week as Ryan and Rose take turns getting aggresisve with Ezra’s squirt. But! the episode is saved by a mother/daughter cop killer pact. Thanks Mama Marin. Also, Emily, stop going everywhere alone!!!!!!! Oh. And Toby died (no, he didn’t).

#36: What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted (S3 E19)

Whew…the episode was weirdly sexy. Andrew’s pecs and Spencer’s bra and Emily’s cupcakes and Cece running out to pleasure herself in the car because she’s overcome by Wesria fumes… The leaping, the choking, the sexy church pews! it’s getting hot in hurrrrrrr. 

#35: Dead to Me (S3 E18)

Ryan has a lot to say about Hanna’s Barnyard Realness look. Rose is like eh on Uncle Daddy. Absolutely no one thinks Emily killed anyone. Spencer’s nuts, whatevs. And special guest dog Bailey!

#34: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire (S3 E17)

Hanna goes to a lesbian bar! Hanna goes to a lesbian bar! Hanna goes to a lesbian bar! Did anything else happen? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear the question, it’s just too loud here in this Hanna filled lesbian bar. 

#33: Misery Loves Company (S3 E16)

OMG. This one is hilarious. And Toby is evil. The end.

#32: Mona Mania (S3 E15)

Things get so HOT in Rosewood that the studio almost burns down with Ryan, Rose and Jen in it! Between Mona mania, Montgomery mayhem, Hanna’s breaking point and Paige’s break down, it’s enough to make you too dizzy for peak performance in the academic decathlon.

#31: She's Better Now (S3 E14)

Mona’s back! Doing really normal things like carrying brains in the school hallways and breathing on Hanna in her sleep. Ryan and Rose agree, she’s TOTALLY better now. (or not at all, still totally crazy, RUN HANNA RUN!).

#29: This is a Dark Ride (S3 E13)

There’s was so much to celebrate this Halloween. Paige is Batman! And Emily is a sex alien! AND it’s our podcast anniversary!

#27: That Girl is Poison (S3 E5)

It’s finally time to get Nate out of the way this week as we take a trip in the way back machine to recap the episode that aired while Rose was was away last summer. And finger lickin’ good it is! If Paige’s sticky fingers aren’t enough for you, we also discuss the soda tax, give you a really sad story about chocolate covered espresso beans, and pitch a new animated series – Ezra: the Squirrel.

#25: The Lady Killer (S3 E12)

Who killed Maya? It’s hard to see whodunnit (except we TOTALLY did) ’cause you’ve probably been blinded by Aria’s skirt this episode. Ryan gets inappropriate about Toby’s manhood, but Rose is too busy being obsessed with Paily braiding each other’s hair to notice. All that AND Ezra sniffs a bunt cake!

#24: Single Fright Female (S3 E11)

Ryan and Rose have a LOT to say about Paige and Emily. Cece, Wifey Caleb, the Mona Monster…everyone’s at the pArty in this episode!

#23: What Lies Beneath (S3 E10)

Ryan and Rose are kind of bummed out, because there aren’t a lot of good things to say when it comes to The Nate Thing. Thank God for Aria’s face. And their special guest star(s)! But Ella, honey, close your legs. 

#22: The Kahn Game (S3 E9)

Wifey Caleb is back in full force this week, and just in time to smooch Hanna into submission. Aria meets Ezra’s little gay brother, which takes away from what we really wanted to see: namely, more Emily and Paige. Who’s your betrAyal suspect? We test our theories in this week’s amazing episode!

#20: Stolen Kisses (S3 E8)

It’s all about Paige and Emily this week, and Rose is convinced the pool means something sexual. Ryan is too busy worshipping his new Queen – Ezra’s mom – to notice. And Wifey Caleb is back from California, and he’s looking for laundry tips! It’s an extra long episode this time ’round, ’cause we didn’t give a brown rat’s ass about making it short! Enjoy!

#19: Crazy (S3 E7)

Ryan and Rose take the train to crazytown in this episode. And unsurprisingly, there are creepy dolls there. Also, we hate Nate. And Ella Montgomery? She Likes Unusual Tablecloths.

#18: Remains of the A (S3 E6)

It’s SPANNA Galore this week as Spencer and Hanna play Nancy Drew together in a hospital. Also in this episode: Mama Marin’s new man, the Epic Return of WEIRD FACE, and how creepy are those pre-teen girl videos anyway? We know you missed us! Brought to you by your favorite pretty big liars, Rose andRyan! We may podcast together, but we want our own cheese fries!

#17: Kingdom of the Blind (S3 E3)

It’s rants galore this week as Ryan attempts to take Rose off topic. Mona gets chatty in the loony bin and we have lots more fun with The Last Dynasty of Rosewood, especially now that Melissa is back. Also, what do you call the pairing of Emily and Aria? Too many vowels!

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